thedailywhat:

Pet Who Wants To Kill Itself of the Day: “I couldn’t decide between a poodle and a horse, so my parents got me both. I am the 1%.”
[queencanadia / neatorama.]

thedailywhat:

Pet Who Wants To Kill Itself of the Day: “I couldn’t decide between a poodle and a horse, so my parents got me both. I am the 1%.”

[queencanadia / neatorama.]